May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think people are normalizing furries
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