like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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