hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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