I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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