? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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