Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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