oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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