Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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