I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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