I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Who died my cat blue again?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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