That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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