So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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