It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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