I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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