woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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