so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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