I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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