Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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