Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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