I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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