why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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