Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Life is so much better after having sex.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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