i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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