awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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