Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
