so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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