Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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