For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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