if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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