official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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