His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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