Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I can't turn off my feet"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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