He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
