Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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