That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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