i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Your tits are I can't wait for
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
