so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
wow bdsm is so cute
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
