At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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