KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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