Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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