One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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