erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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