But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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