I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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