oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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