i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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