does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We got so high we made milksteak
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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