I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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