I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I checked into jail on foursquare
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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