so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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