GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
